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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man. ~Percival Arland Ussher



The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. ~Carol Matthau



There is a way that nature speaks, that land speaks. Most of the time we are simply not patient enough, quiet enough to pay attention to the story. ~Linda Hogan



A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings



In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired. ~Author Unknown



And remember, no matter where you go, there you are. ~Confucius



At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat. ~William Lyon Phelps



Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



No one can keep his griefs in their prime; they use themselves up. ~E.M. Cioran



Can we conceive what humanity would be if it did not know the flowers? ~Maurice Maeterlinck



Stress is poison. ~Agave Powers



What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind. ~Cleveland Amory



The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. ~Colin Wilson



Better to lose count while naming your blessings than to lose your blessings to counting your troubles. ~Maltbie D. Babcock



The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner



A lifetime of training for just ten seconds. ~Jesse Owens



We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. ~Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732



The contest for ages has been to rescue liberty from the grasp of executive power. ~Daniel Webster



Perhaps it takes a purer faith to praise God for unrealized blessings than for those we once enjoyed or those we enjoy now. ~A.W. Tozer



The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor. ~Hubert H. Humphrey

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