My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard. ~David Allen
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. ~Dennis Roth
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! ~Author Unknown
You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like it; and then, you know, you're perfectly safe. ~James Whistler
Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter
The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all. ~Leo Rosten
I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ~Author Unknown
Psychoanalysis and Zen, in my private psychic geometry, are equal to nicotine. They are anti-existential. Nicotine quarantines one out of existence. ~Norman Mailer
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. ~Brendan Francis
Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Sexism is a social disease. ~Author Unknown
The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
The kindest word in all the world is the unkind word, unsaid. ~Author Unknown
It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive. ~Mark Twain, Following the Equator
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ~Andy Rooney
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. ~Soren Kierkegaard
A man may be born a jackass; but it is his business if he makes himself a double one. ~Martin H. Fischer
It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be. ~Homer
Each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. ~Edgar Allan Poe
Friends are the sailors who guide your rickety boat safely across the dangerous waters of life. ~Sare and Cate
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. ~Mark Twain
Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~Mel Brooks
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." ~Lyndon B. Johnson
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