birthday greetings with quotes

They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of Pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans. ~George F. Will, 1990



Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused. ~King Charles I



Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. ~Abraham Lincoln



A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend. ~Author Unknown



I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. ~Carly Simon



Perhaps this is an age when men think bravely of the human spirit; for surely they have a strange lust to lay it bare. ~Christopher Morley



There are very few human beings who receive the truth, complete and staggering, by instant illumination. Most of them acquire it fragment by fragment, on a small scale, by successive developments, cellularly, like a laborious mosaic. ~Anais Nin



Polished brass will pass upon more people than rough gold. ~Lord Chesterfield



Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. ~Jim Bishop



The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. ~Warren G. Bennis



The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others. ~Sonya Friedman



The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! ~Terry Moore



Mr Witwould: "Pray, madam, do you pin up your hair with all your letters? I find I must keep copies."



What's frustrating about being disliked is that it's invariably for the wrong reason. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Saint, n. A dead sinner revised and edited. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911



I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. ~Edgar Allan Poe



The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do. ~Author Unknown



No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. ~Doug Horton



Swimming: From the outside looking in, you can�t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can�t explain it. ~Author Unknown



Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance. ~Bruce Barton

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