The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Religion has not civilized man, man has civilized religion. ~Robert Green Ingersoll
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein
Dreams are free therapy, but you can only get appointments at night. ~Grey Livingston
The grateful person, being still the most severe exacter of himself, not only confesses, but proclaims, his debts. ~Robert South
We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls. ~Robert J. McCracken
Knitting is very conducive to thought. It is nice to knit a while, put down the needles, write a while, then take up the sock again. ~Dorothy Day
God's promises are like the stars; the darker the night the brighter they shine. ~David Nicholas
It would have been more logical if silent pictures had grown out of the talkies instead of the other way around. ~Mary Pickford
Dreams are free therapy, but you can only get appointments at night. ~Grey Livingston
Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. ~Woodie Held
There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea. ~Bernard-Paul Heroux
The Puritan's idea of hell is a place where everybody has to mind his own business. ~Wendell Phillips, attributed
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. ~Judith Olney
Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. ~Bob Harper
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. ~Ellen DeGeneres
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown
Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious! ~Jessi Lane Adams
Quote A: �The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.� ~Jon Stewart Quote A: �Then there's the joy of getting your desk clean, and knowing that all your letters are answered, and you can see the wood on it again.� ~C.A. Johnson
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups," 1891
Performing enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Okay, we can swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play to you. That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance. ~Eddie Izzard
The end of childhood is when things cease to astonish us. When the world seems familiar, when one has got used to existence, one has become an adult. ~Eugene Ionesco
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. ~Bat Masterson
There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me. ~Thomas Jefferson
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