Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. ~Author Unknown
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. ~Andre Gide
Mother's milk, time-tested for millions of years, is the best nutrient for babies because it is nature's perfect food. ~Robert S. Mendelsohn
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. ~Santayana, Essays
The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour. ~Japanese Proverb
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played Carnegie Hall. ~Oscar Levant
The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion. ~Edmund Burke
Never forget that you must die; that death will come sooner than you expect... God has written the letters of death upon your hands. In the inside of your hands you will see the letters M.M. It means "Memento Mori" - remember you must die. ~J. Furniss, Tracts for Spiritual Reading
Can you find another market like this? Where, with your one rose, you can buy hundreds of rose gardens? ~Rumi
Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor. ~Billy Elmer
In this, the late afternoon of my life, I wonder: am I casting a longer shadow or is my shadow casting a shorter me? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
A Ming vase can be well-designed and well-made and is beautiful for that reason alone. I don't think this can be true for photography. Unless there is something a little incomplete and a little strange, it will simply look like a copy of something pretty. We won't take an interest in it. ~John Loengard, "Pictures Under Discussion"
Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof. ~Martin H. Fischer
Vegetables are the food of the earth; fruit seems more the food of the heavens. ~Sepal Felicivant
If you've never experienced the joy of accomplishing more than you can imagine, plant a garden. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
The great thing about baseball is that there's a crisis every day. ~Gabe Paul
Every writer I know has trouble writing. ~Joseph Heller
What can we do but keep on breathing in and out, modest and willing, and in our places? ~Mary Oliver
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. ~Robert Flatt
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. ~Anne Lamott
A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all. ~Washington Irving
Night is a world lit by itself. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it. ~Charles Dudley Warner, My Summer in a Garden, 1871
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