funny quotes marathi

I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and New York was the only place where my fears were justified. ~Anita Weiss



We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they? ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



The real "it is well" is something I say from the ground, having fallen. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Good heavens, of what uncostly material is our earthly happiness composed... if we only knew it. What incomes have we not had from a flower, and how unfailing are the dividends of the seasons. ~James Russell Lowell



So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on the edge of the precipice because over the years you have become fascinated by how close you can walk without losing your balance. ~Attributed to Richard M. Nixon



Though I believe in liberalism, I find it difficult to believe in liberals. ~G.K. Chesterton



The artist does not see things as they are, but as he is. ~Alfred Tonnelle



Art is spirituality in drag. ~Jennifer Yane



One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides. ~W.E. Johns, The Passing Show



The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. ~John McNulty



Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. ~Proverb



The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting. ~Michel de Montaigne



We are always the same age inside. ~Gertrude Stein



I pledge allegiance to the earth and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports, one planet indivisible, with safe air, water & soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all. ~Author unknown, proposed new Pledge of Allegiance, as seen on a button at evolvefish.com



Your ignorance cramps my conversation. ~Anthony Hope



The only thing that has to be finished by next Tuesday is next Monday. ~Jennifer Yane



Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. ~Edmund Burke



I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression and the tension resulting from existence in a world which is increasingly less pleasing to the eye. ~Lady Bird Johnson



Time is a physician that heals every grief. ~Diphilus



It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. ~Author Unknown

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