God gave burdens, also shoulders. ~Yiddish Proverb
Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game. ~Burt Shotten
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals
Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that? ~Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass
It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash. ~Author Unknown
The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul. ~Mark Twain
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead. ~Rose Macaulay
It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line. ~Ashleigh Brilliant
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same. ~Flavia Weedn, Forever, � Flavia.com
Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken. ~Ludwig van Beethoven
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead. ~Aldous Huxley
But in science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs. ~Francis Darwin
The doctor of the future will give no medicine but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease. ~Thomas Edison
The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish. ~Evelyn Waugh
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly equivalent to herding cats. ~The Washington Post Magazine, 9 June 1985
Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations. ~Edward de Bono, Observer, 12 June 1977
Thanks are justly due for boons unbought. ~Ovid
The daily grind of hard work gets a person polished. ~Author Unknown
What makes us discontented with our condition is the absurdly exaggerated idea we have of the happiness of others. ~French Proverb
I wanted to burn the Louvre. I'd do the Elgin Marbles with a sledgehammer and wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa. This is my world, now. This is my world, my world, and those ancient people are dead. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 16
Don't water your weeds. ~Proverb
The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~George Bernard Shaw The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~George Bernard Shaw
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"
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