funny love quotes for your boyfriend

I will cover you with love when next I see you, with caresses, with ecstasy. I want to gorge you with all the joys of the flesh, so that you faint and die. I want you to be amazed by me, and to confess to yourself that you had never even dreamed of such transports.... When you are old, I want you to recall those few hours, I want your dry bones to quiver with joy when you think of them. ~Gustave Flaubert, letter to wife Louise Colet, 15 August 1846



If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton



But I have long thought that if you knew a column of advertisements by heart, you could achieve unexpected felicities with them. You can get a happy quotation anywhere if you have the eye. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.



All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast. ~Proverbs 15:15



It appears to be a law that you cannot have a deep sympathy with both man and nature. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854



Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ~W.C. Fields



A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray



Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. ~George Lundberg



There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. ~Graham Greene, The Power and the Glory (thanks Harold)



As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings happy death. ~Leonardo da Vinci



Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise. ~Author Unknown



Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind. ~Kay Ingram



The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change. ~Richard Bach



Twice two makes four seems to me simply a piece of insolence. Twice two makes four is a pert coxcomb who stands with arms akimbo barring your path and spitting. I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, twice two makes five is sometimes a very charming thing too. ~Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky



Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind. ~W.H. Auden, The Dyer's Hand



Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly. ~Proverb



The best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. ~William Wordsworth



In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. ~Oscar Wilde, Lady Windemere's Fan, 1896



In a dark moment I ask, "How can anyone bring a child into this world?" And the answer rings clear, "Because there is no other world, and because the child has no other way into it." ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Frank Hubbard

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