funny quotes about ex boyfriends

You can never plan the future by the past. ~Edmund Burke, "Letter to a Member of the National Assembly"



A day will come when a cannon will be exhibited in museums, just as instruments of torture are now, and the people will be astonished that such a thing could have been. ~Victor Hugo



If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one? ~Author Unknown



Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The biggest liar in the world is They Say. ~Douglas Malloch



When you live in reaction, you give your power away. Then you get to experience what you gave your power to. ~N. Smith



Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. Has any act of selfishness ever equaled the carnage perpetrated by disciples of altruism? ~Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead



The pleasure we obtain from music comes from counting, but counting unconsciously. Music is nothing but unconscious arithmetic. ~Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz



Anger is short-lived madness. ~Horace



Skipping isn't for everyone. Getting out of our comfort zones for a momentary skipping escape takes guts. It is much more difficult than many realize. Our ego likes to feel in control and is afraid of what others will think.... When we can learn to simply observe our ego's fear and then choose to skip on despite it, we develop the spiritual strength necessary for inner peace. ~Kim Corbin, founder of iskip.com



You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it's all right. ~Maya Angelou



When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours." ~Vine Deloria, Jr.



Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. ~Robert A. Heinlein



Angels shine from without because their spirits are lit from within by the light of God. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994



Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats. ~Douglas Busch



Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing. ~Harper Lee



Opportunity is a bird that never perches. ~Claude McDonald



You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone. ~J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows

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