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The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss. ~Thomas Carlyle



Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. ~H.L. Mencken



There is a working class - strong and happy - among both rich and poor: there is an idle class - weak, wicked, and miserable - among both rich and poor. ~John Ruskin



I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on man unless they act. ~G.K. Chesterton



If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. ~Randall "Tex" Cobb



Bobby Baccalieri: "To the victor belongs the spoils."



It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson



Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. ~Buddha



Every wise man lives in an observatory. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



I resolve to speak ill of no man whatever, not even in a matter of truth; but rather by some means excuse the faults I hear charged upon others, and upon proper occasions speak all the good I know of everybody. ~Benjamin Franklin



I like my coffee strong, not lethal! ~M*A*S*H



I'll take heat rash over frost bite any day. ~Ken Travous



Sometimes, perhaps, we are allowed to get lost that we may find the right person to ask directions of. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge. ~Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951



We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. ~Winston Churchill



The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Hug a police officer. It's the law! ~Author Unknown



If you think you're free, there's no escape possible. ~Ram Dass



And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. ~Bill Bryson



My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. ~J. Brotherton

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