funny quotes for orkut
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. ~David Lloyd George
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. ~Jules de Gaultier
Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. ~Neil Postman, The Disappearance of Childhood (introduction), 1982
What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man? ~Rita Mae Brown
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?" ~Fran Lebowitz
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. ~Thomas Fuller
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. ~J.C. Snead, on his putting
Where thou art - that - is Home. ~Emily Dickinson
Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation. ~James Thurber
The progress of civilization corresponds with the spread of general nausea. ~Edgar Saltus, The Philosophy of Disenchantment
The rule was "No autopsy, no foul." ~Stewart Granger, on the pickup games of his childhood
As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis Singer
We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. ~Martin H. Fischer
They say princes learn no art truly but the art of horsemanship. The reason is the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a prince as soon as his groom. ~Ben Jonson, Discoveries Made Upon Men and Matter and Some Poems, "Illiteratus princeps"
There is no saint without a past, and no sinner without a future. ~Shri Haidakhan Babaji
I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. ~Alice Walker
The aim of military training is not just to prepare men for battle, but to make them long for it. ~Louis Simpson
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. ~George Smith Patton
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