funny short love poems for him
In spite of his practical ability, some of his experience had petrified into maxims and quotations. ~George Eliot
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. ~E.W. Howe
Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism. ~Louis A. Berman
Be careful how you interpret the world: It is like that. ~Erich Heller
Flowers have spoken to me more than I can tell in written words. They are the hieroglyphics of angels, loved by all men for the beauty of their character, though few can decipher even fragments of their meaning. ~Lydia M. Child
Every time I've done something that doesn't feel right, it's ended up not being right. ~Mario Cuomo
Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Liberty is the possibility of doubting, of making a mistake,... of searching and experimenting,... of saying No to any authority - literary, artistic, philosophical, religious, social, and even political. ~Ignazio Silone, The God That Failed, 1950
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. ~Paul Rodriguez
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ~Will Rogers
The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish. ~Evelyn Waugh
If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being? ~Aleksander Solzhenitsyn
No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Poker is to cards and games what jazz is to music. It's this great American thing, born and bred here. We dig it because everybody can play. ~Steve Lipscomb
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. ~Jason Love
In my friend, I find a second self. ~Isabel Norton
Mankind have banned the Divinity from their presence; they have relegated him to a sanctuary; the walls of the temple restrict his view; he does not exist outside of it. ~Diderot, Pensees philosophiques, 1746
It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are. ~Quoted by Raymond A. Michel in The Leaf
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~Oprah Winfrey
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