happy birthday quotes for sister in law
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. ~Martin Luther
You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park
Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul. ~Quentin Bell
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. ~W.C. Fields
Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren't through being children. ~Cindy Garner
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live. ~Henry Van Dyke
Every man is more than just himself; he also represents the unique, the very special and always significant and remarkable point at which the world's phenomena intersect, only once in this way and never again. ~Hermann Hesse
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. ~Ellen DeGeneres
Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Duty is what one expects from others. ~Oscar Wilde
As you sit on the hillside, or lie prone under the trees of the forest, or sprawl wet-legged by a mountain stream, the great door, that does not look like a door, opens. ~Stephen Graham, The Gentle Art of Tramping
How hard to realize that every camp of men or beast has this glorious starry firmament for a roof! In such places standing alone on the mountain-top it is easy to realize that whatever special nests we make - leaves and moss like the marmots and birds, or tents or piled stone - we all dwell in a house of one room - the world with the firmament for its roof - and are sailing the celestial spaces without leaving any track. ~John Muir How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of good will. ~Albert Einstein
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
Kissing don't last; cookery do! ~George Meredith
Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth. ~Jean-Paul Sartre
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were. ~David Brinkley
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? ~George Carlin
Making mistakes simply means you are learning faster. ~Weston H. Agor
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The enthusiastic, to those who are not, are always something of a trial. ~Alban Goodier
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