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pics of quotes about life





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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. ~Lily Tomlin



Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling. ~George Gordon Byron



Idleness is the beginning of all vices. ~Proverb



The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. ~Ogden Nash



I scrapbook therefore I am - broke. ~Author Unknown



The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be. ~Socrates



I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes~



The neurotic's mountain and molehill are equivalent in size. ~Terri Guillemets



"In good prose (says Schlegel) every word should be underlined!" that is, every word should be the right one; and then no one would be righter than another. There are no italics in Plato. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Your safety gears are between your ears. ~Author Unknown



You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. ~Author Unknown



A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked to people who did. These writers are called journalists, and like telephone operators, butchers, ballerinas, and people who clean up after horses, journalists can sometimes make mistakes. ~Lemony Snicket



I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono



I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ~Stephen Roberts



It is better to emit a scream in the shape of a theory than to be entirely insensible to the jars and incongruities of life and take everything as it comes in a forlorn stupidity. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Crabbed Age and Youth," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881



The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's essential unfairness. ~Nancy Mitford



If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? ~Sydney J. Harris



Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez



Know thyself! A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever observes himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who wanted to know itself well would never become a butterfly. ~Andre Gide



Bad men excuse their faults; good men abandon them. ~Author Unknown


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