wiz khalifa quotes about haters

I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. ~Dolly Parton



The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. ~Dorothy Parker



There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. ~Josh Billings



I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town. ~Abe Lemons



Opinion is that exercise of the human will which helps us to make a decision without information. ~John Erskine



Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well. ~Art Rosenbaum



Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. ~Author Unknown



Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. ~Mark Twain



Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof. ~Martin H. Fischer



Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter



Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There's no disappointment in memory, and one's exaggerations are always on the good side. ~George Eliot



Sometimes it's harder to attain inner silence than outer silence. The dog stopped barking and the kids have gone to bed, but your mind has a lot to talk about and it knows you can't pretend you're not at home. ~Linda Solegato



It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author Unknown



Many gardeners will agree that hand-weeding is not the terrible drudgery that it is often made out to be. Some people find in it a kind of soothing monotony. It leaves their minds free to develop the plot for their next novel or to perfect the brilliant repartee with which they should have encountered a relative's latest example of unreasonableness. ~Christopher Lloyd, The Well-Tempered Garden, 1973



One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular. ~Helen Thomson



Not being able to govern events, I govern myself, and apply myself to them, if they will not apply themselves to me. ~Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1588



Air quotes: the action of using one's fingers to make quotation marks in the air during speech; often used to express some degree of satire, sarcasm, irony, or euphemism.



That guy has muscles in places most people don't have places. ~Bucky Waters, on Tom Hammonds



When I die I shall be content to vanish into nothingness.... No show, however good, could conceivably be good forever.... I do not believe in immortality, and have no desire for it. ~H.L. Mencken

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