best friendship quotes funny

Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. ~Gene Perret



People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~Leo J. Burke



You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself, and for the firefighter it is fire. ~Larry Brown



Poetry is frosted fire. ~J. Patrick Lewis, www.jpatricklewis.com



The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. ~Edward R. Murrow



Chlorine: the breakfast of champions! ~Author Unknown



Every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment of pain. ~Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Up the Long Ladder," Danilo O'Dell



Every character has an inward spring; let Christ be that spring. Every action has a keynote; let Christ be that note, to which your whole life is attuned. ~Henry Drummond



Courage, in the final analysis, is nothing but an affirmative answer to the shocks of existence. ~Kurt Goldstein



When I skip, I have no worries. ~Carolyn Tyler, as posted on iskip.com



To hear two American men congratulating each other on being heterosexual is one of the most chilling experiences - and unique to the United States. You don't hear two Italians sitting around complimenting each other because they actually like to go to bed with women. The American is hysterical about his manhood. ~Gore Vidal



Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale



An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship. ~Spanish Proverb



You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand. ~Jason Cahill, The Sopranos, "Meadowlands," original airdate 31 January 1999, spoken by the character Corrado "Junior" Soprano



Jealousy and love are sisters. ~Russian Proverb



If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane. ~Robert G. Ingersoll



I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith



I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday. ~Will Rogers



History is a melodrama on the theme of parasitism, characterized by scenes that are exciting or dull, as the case may be, and many a sudden stagetrick. ~Max Nordau, The Interpretation of History



Depressed? Of course we're all depressed. We've been so quickly, violently, and irreconcilably plucked from nature, from physical labor, from kinship and village mentality, from every natural and primordial anti-depressant. The further society "progresses," the grander the scale of imbalance. Just as fluoride is put in water to prevent dental caries, we'll soon find government mandating Prozac in our water to prevent mental caries. ~M. Robin D'Antan

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