happy quotes and images

Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money. ~Author Unknown



Don't do what you'll have to find an excuse for. ~Proverb



Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier, New York Times, 9 October 1960



Unable are the loved to die. For love is immortality. ~Emily Dickinson



Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. ~William Shakespeare, Henry V



Let the people think they govern, and they will be governed. ~William Penn, Some Fruits of Solitude, 1693



Observations always involve theory. ~Edwin Hubble



Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~G.B. Trudeau



The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity. ~Mervyn Deitel



Sometimes the best man for the job isn't. ~Author Unknown



Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave. ~Dita Von Teese (@DitaVonTeese), May 7, 2009 on Twitter



Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. ~Jim Davis



The world is hugged by the faithful arms of volunteers. ~Terri Guillemets



You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. ~Oscar Levant, explaining his way out of a speeding ticket



When you have worn out your shoes, the strength of the shoe leather has passed into the fiber of your body. I measure your health by the number of shoes and hats and clothes you have worn out. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Optimists are nostalgic about the future. ~Chicago Tribune



If the mind, that rules the body, ever so far forgets itself as to trample on its slave, the slave is never generous enough to forgive the injury, but will rise and smite the oppressor. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels. Jewels are the gift of fortune, while character comes from within. ~Titus Maccius Plautus



Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain

Post Title → happy quotes and images