funny quotes about friendship and love

What's frustrating about being disliked is that it's invariably for the wrong reason. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Basketball is an endurance sport, and you have to learn to control your breath; that's the essence of yoga, too. So, I consciously began using yoga techniques in my practice and playing. I think yoga helped reduce the number and severity of injuries I suffered. As preventative medicine, it's unequaled. ~Kareem Abdul-Jabbar



I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ~Tammy Faye Bakker



He is the happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



It's not that successful people are givers; it is that givers are successful people. ~Patti Thor



Society attacks early, when the individual is helpless. ~B.F.Skinner



We mourn the transitory things and fret under the yoke of the immutable ones. ~Paul Eldridge



A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. ~Samuel Grafton



We have five senses in which we glory and which we recognize and celebrate, senses that constitute the sensible world for us. But there are other senses - secret senses, sixth senses, if you will - equally vital, but unrecognized, and unlauded. ~Oliver Sacks



Only buy something that you'd be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for ten years. ~Warren Buffett



I love America. It's Americans I can't stand. ~Attributed to both Charles Shultz and Bill Maher



God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through. ~Paul Valery, Mauvaises pensees et autres, 1942



Look at us, said the violets blooming at her feet, all last winter we slept in the seeming death but at the right time God awakened us, and here we are to comfort you. ~Edward Payson Rod



A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman. ~Wallace Stevens, Opus Posthumous, 1957



We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



If I might comprehend Jesus Christ, I could not believe on Him. He would be no greater than myself. Such is my consciousness of sin and inability that I must have a superhuman Saviour. ~Daniel Webster



Of all the aspects of social misery nothing is so heartbreaking as unemployment. ~Jane Addams, 1910



Judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances. ~Wayne W. Dyer



Canst thou bind, the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion? ~Job 38:31



Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made. ~Author Unknown

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