funny quotes about life images
We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannot. ~Abraham Lincoln
Instinct is the nose of the mind. ~Madame De Girardin
In about the same degree as you are helpful, you will be happy. ~Karl Reiland
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. ~John Archibald Wheeler
Terms like that, "Humane Society," are devised with people like me in mind, who don't care to dwell on what happens to the innocent. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. ~Eldridge Cleaver, Soul on Ice, 1968
One of the misfortunes of our time is that in getting rid of false shame, we have killed off so much real shame as well. ~Louis Kronenberger, Company Manners, 1954
Thanksgiving is possible only for those who take time to remember; no one can give thanks who has a short memory. ~Author Unknown
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. ~Howard Scott
The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums. ~Arthur Koestler, Janus: A Summing Up
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. ~Clare Booth Luce
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
It is better to wear out than to rust out. ~Richard Cumberland
In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. ~Benjamin Franklin
Love someone who doesn't deserve it. ~Author Unknown
Unfortunately, it is also true that the age's interests often color the past with unhistoric hues. ~Wendell H. Stephenson
If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Whatever the Americans are proud of - whatever they consider to be particularly good, useful, brilliant, or characteristic of themselves or their climate, they designate, half in jest, though scarcely half in earnest, as an "institution." Thus the memory of George Washington... is an institution; the Falls of Niagara are an institution; the Plymouth Rock, on which the Pilgrim Fathers first set foot, is an institution...; "Sweet potatoes" are an institution, and Pumpkin (or Punkin) pie is an institution; ...squash is an institution; Bunker Hill is an institution; and the firemen of New York are a great institution. ~Charles Mackay, Life and Liberty in America, 1850
Pothinus: "Is it possible that Caesar, the conqueror of the world, has time to occupy himself with such a trifle as our taxes?"
The dichotomy between personal liberties and property rights is a false one. Property does not have rights. People have rights. ~Potter Stewart
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