funny quotes women
The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono
When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong. ~Ani Difranco
The sun is nature's Prozac. ~Astrid Alauda
One must love a cat on its own terms. ~Paul Gray
Millions of citizens are deeply disturbed that the military-industrial complex too often shapes national policy, but they do not want to be considered unpatriotic. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. ~Alfred Hitchcock
Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God's finger on man's shoulder. ~Charles Morgan
To mature means to take responsibility for your life, to be on your own. Psychoanalysis fosters the infantile state by considering that the past is responsible for the illness. ~Fritz Perls
Patriotism... is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime. ~Adlai Stevenson
I am the fellow citizen of every being that thinks; my country is Truth. ~Alphonse de Lamartine, "Marseillaise of Peace," 1841
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. ~John Steinbeck, America and Americans
Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. ~Marston Bates
Failure or success seem to have been allotted to men by their stars. But they retain the power of wriggling, of fighting with their star or against it, and in the whole universe the only really interesting movement is this wriggle. ~E.M. Forster
If adjustment is necessary, it should be made primarily with regard to the position the homosexual occupies in present-day society, and society should more often be treated than the homosexual. ~Harry Benjamin
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
Unix never says "please." ~Rob Pike
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